Score: 8

":-D"

submission: Shadow: Sh!tkicker of NG

date: March 14, 2006

At first, I thought to myself...it's alot like Madness Combat...which isn't bad, but not...great.

The ending grabbed me though...excellently executed.

Score: 8

"LMAO"

submission: Reichin' On Down

date: March 14, 2006

That was wrong, on so many levels...

But that was some good shit right there...

You're going to be to blame when I dream of dancing Hitlers all night.

Score: 7

"mmm..."

submission: Type 'em up

date: March 14, 2006

A very challenging game, it speeds up real fast, and working on a laptop it's somewhat hard to do (at least for someone who sits at a regular size keyboard 8 hours a day)...moving the ship was somewhat challenging to work in, given that you're trying to keep track of individual letters moving at you, and which are shooting at you, etc...it would get easier with practice, I suppose, but possibly the movement of the ship and speed of the letters could be balanced out so that it's not quite so clumsy.

Score: 0

"Can I see some effort plz?"

submission: Rainbows and butterflies!

date: March 14, 2006

I have yet to see a passable collab come from any of these silly Glock/Clock/Rock/Bach/whatever groups...it's a waste of time.

I can see that SOME of you do have some potential with the flash...stop wasting your time on stupid 5 second pieces that have no point other than boosting your submission count, and actually make a piece worthwile. I don't really like wasting time poking thru rubbish.

Score: 0

"Ugh"

submission: (Snozberry Tribute)

date: March 14, 2006

That was a good 75 seconds...at my normal rate of pay, you owe me 20 cents.

And screamers stopped being funny/scary/surpring a LONG time ago.

Score: 6

"Woo"

submission: Pac-Luigi

date: February 26, 2006

Not a bad game...anyone who's good with Pac-Man shouldn't have much trouble...only things I ran into were a) in some of the bends, you end up missing coins if you're not careful, and b) Luigi moves a bit fast, you can't back up immediately if you miss a turn and go in, you end up missing by a hair and running into a wall. All in all though, a good twist on a classic game.

Score: 10

"It never fails"

submission: Numa Numa Dance

date: February 26, 2006

I come to this every once in a while...I managed to find some information on the people who actually did the song, btw, don't know if someone had at some point in the past...there's also an english version of the song which is just about as amusing. A great capture on the video, always funny to see a fat man dancing to nonsense...well, to anything, really.

Score: 6

"Not too shabby..."

submission: NLC: Things That Chase Us

date: February 22, 2006

Some of the effects were great, the stop-animation worked out great for yas...that, and dude climbing in a goddam pizza box was just ridiculous to the point of amusement. Pretty good work, I like it.

Score: 10

"l33t"

submission: Cheney's Texas Takedown

date: February 21, 2006

That was hot. Only thing was the targets spawned along preset tracks, and if you got lucky, you'd get a bunch of them repeatedly in the same column...made for a nice easy score.

Score: 10

"LOL"

submission: Schnitzel Bong

date: February 21, 2006

I was rolling, I swear to God...I had to sing the godawful 'Schnitzelbank' song for German class erm...5 years ago? 6 maybe? German teachers are insane. I can't help but notice the similarity of this flash to flashes I've seen on another website (namely, the need to have Colin Mochrie in it, the Impact gag, etc)...I won't list it here, for fear of being deleted, but if you're related to that website, you'll know what I'm talking about. Excellent work, keep it up!